May 2013
46 posts
dinnerpartydan:
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
hungarian:
girl you must be from outta this world ;) because you look like E.T.
bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead,...
rneerkat:
thisisnotlogansblog:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
is there a month between april and june?
may be
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
catswithbenefits:
i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars
m4ge:
thighrabanks:
francieum:
blaineandersasss:
kpopcrackchat:
burqini:
Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on
Calculus more like calKILLus because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation
Biology more like BYEology because I’m out
physics more like phySICKS because im getting real tired of this shit
trigonometry? more like TRIGGERnometry...
theselener:
theselener:
theselener:
what’s the richest kind of air
billionaire
i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds
calliotp:
do you think shakira has shakirity guards
April 2013
63 posts
allons-yasshole:
deodrant:
i was never good at geography
not with that latitude
perma-scowl:
may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven
