dinnerpartydan: That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
hungarian: girl you must be from outta this world ;) because you look like E.T.
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
rneerkat: thisisnotlogansblog: rneerkat: rneerkat: is there a month between april and june? may be you can’t answer your own jokes “why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
catswithbenefits: i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars
m4ge: thighrabanks: francieum: blaineandersasss: kpopcrackchat: burqini: Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on Calculus more like calKILLus because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation Biology more like BYEology because I’m out physics more like phySICKS because im getting real tired of this shit trigonometry? more like TRIGGERnometry...
theselener: theselener: theselener: what’s the richest kind of air billionaire i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds
calliotp: do you think shakira has shakirity guards
allons-yasshole: deodrant: i was never good at geography not with that latitude
perma-scowl: may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven